BravoCon Photo Dump

Upon arrival you are greeted by the nicest of people who have to stand in the hot Vegas sun all day welcoming us losers. And they did it with a smile!

The main stage. This room had seating for all 10K daily attendees. It was biiiiiiiiig.

JEALOUS OF WHAT? YOU’RE UGLY LEATHER PANTS!!?? - Sutton, to Crystal in one of the lowest blows in Housewives history!

We are Miami Housewives!

Now we are Salt Lake City!

Now we are Beverly Hills!

Jessel’s ugly green lingerie.

In the club…house.

The closest I was able to get to Gizelle. Sigh…

Captain Sandy!

Weird seeing Housewives interact in the wild.

Such a beautifully designed show.

Also got to see a live What What Happens with Andy Cohen.

Oh look. No line for the mocktails.

Nice Jenn from OC and Teresa from NJ (she was dead in the eyes.)

I didn’t just come for Meredith’s bathtub! I laid my Prosecco and fried rice covered butt in it!

We found one photo opp tucked in the corner for Bravo’s one classy show.

Please pack your knives, depravity, and smut-filled heart and GO!

Did I tell you Jake from Statefarm was there? Oh sure, noooooooow you’re excited!