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How to Talk to a Middle-Aged Lady
We are delicate flowers withering in the heat and we'll throat punch anyone who thinks otherwise
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B*tches, MILFs, and Divorce
It's my one-year anniversary on Substack!
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Ask a Middle-Aged Lady Mom
How do I promote body confidence in my tween son?
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Shelly Mazzanoble
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My Husband Married a Monster!
This is the face of danger. And it's laughing at you.
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Shelly Mazzanoble
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May 2024

12 Weird Things Kids Say to Me
Butt cheeks is two words, btw
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Shelly Mazzanoble
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Do You Poo in the Company Loo?
Women prefer the comforts of their own latrines, but sometimes our bowels get a case of wanderlust and crave a change of scenery. Should you poo in your…
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Everything I Know About Babies Came from Soap Operas
How will YOU protect your baby when their long-lost, stolen from the womb, twin returns to town with a vengeance?
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Dear Smug Mom-to-Be
Watch Your Nipples
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There's a MILF on the Street
Faking it and making it with hot moms
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Shelly Mazzanoble
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April 2024

Andrew Knott is NOT a Disaster
An interview with my new favorite writer!
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Shelly Mazzanoble
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Trash Talk is My Love Language
It all makes sense now
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Shelly Mazzanoble
These Are Not My Memories
And they shouldn't be yours either!
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