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14 Annoying Things I Do to My Husband That Would Get Him Shanked if He Did Them to Me
Do as I say and never as I do
Sep 11
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Child Labor Day
A guide for party prep
Sep 2 • 
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August 2025

Ask a Middle-Aged Lady Mom: How to Survive a Menopausal Woman
Touch her flanks and find out, Bucko!
Aug 27 • 
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I am Done With Bras
A middle-aged woman gets jiggy with it
Aug 21 • 
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Middle-Aged Lady HOT FLASHES: We Opened a Portal to Hell!
I hope insurance pays for this.
Aug 14 • 
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Fasting Bitch Face is Here
Felt cleansed, might delete later
Aug 7 • 
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5 Terrible Things to Say to a New Mom!
That's enough, Brenda! Go back to the Nextdoor app and leave these new moms alone!
Aug 1 • 
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July 2025

I Have Reached a New Level of Middle-Age and it's Scary AF!
I guess I'm a Disney witch now.
Jul 24 • 
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How to Desensitize Yourself to Make Parenting Tweens 100% Easier!
Are you ready to feel less and parent more? Let’s get numb!
Jul 10 • 
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June 2025

Rubbing Mrs. Kalberg's Humps
And other things I did in fourth graders.
Jun 26 • 
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Middle-Aged Lady HOT FLASHES: G.I. Wish it Was 1985
But with less hair spray
Jun 20 • 
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Male Menopause is Real and My Mind is Blown
Gird your Rolaids, ladies—"Male Menopause" is here!
Jun 12 • 
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