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The Latest in Tween Boy Trends
Spoiler: They wear Uggs
Oct 30 • 
Shelly Mazzanoble
Middle-Aged Lady Mom HOT FLASHES: I Was a Gifted Child
For about 1 hour
Oct 13 • 
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This is Why We Don't Make Fun of Big Babies!
They will totally haunt your ass
Oct 9 • 
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September 2025

14 Annoying Things I Do to My Husband That Would Get Him Shanked if He Did Them to Me
Do as I say and never as I do
Sep 11
Child Labor Day
A guide for party prep
Sep 2 • 
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August 2025

Ask a Middle-Aged Lady Mom: How to Survive a Menopausal Woman
Touch her flanks and find out, Bucko!
Aug 27 • 
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I am Done With Bras
A middle-aged woman gets jiggy with it
Aug 21 • 
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Middle-Aged Lady HOT FLASHES: We Opened a Portal to Hell!
I hope insurance pays for this.
Aug 14 • 
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Fasting Bitch Face is Here
Felt cleansed, might delete later
Aug 7 • 
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5 Terrible Things to Say to a New Mom!
That's enough, Brenda! Go back to the Nextdoor app and leave these new moms alone!
Aug 1 • 
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July 2025

I Have Reached a New Level of Middle-Age and it's Scary AF!
I guess I'm a Disney witch now.
Jul 24 • 
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How to Desensitize Yourself to Make Parenting Tweens 100% Easier!
Are you ready to feel less and parent more? Let’s get numb!
Jul 10 • 
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