Bestie, this was inspired! And hilarious. “Like an old-timey British insult. "Ahhhh go flush out yer bladder, you daft gormless prat!” That nearly killed me. And that was even before I knew what gormless meant! (I used the googler for it.)
I would have you no other way, bestie! And I would never tell you to go flush out yer bladder. Unless we were old timey Brits in our own version of the Algonquin Round Table and you just beat me at darts or something.
😂 I’m shook your inbox doesn’t contain anything about bigger boners and longer erections. That all I seem to find in mine. Also pumped for your festive party! Working on a piece about my holiday anxiety right now. Can’t wait to have a breakdown
you will find warm comforting arms (and possibly bigger boners?) to fall into a deep anxiety spiral in! you will definitely be in good company! and your essay is so well timed!
Bestie, this was inspired! And hilarious. “Like an old-timey British insult. "Ahhhh go flush out yer bladder, you daft gormless prat!” That nearly killed me. And that was even before I knew what gormless meant! (I used the googler for it.)
Loud and loquaciously yours,
SBFF
I would have you no other way, bestie! And I would never tell you to go flush out yer bladder. Unless we were old timey Brits in our own version of the Algonquin Round Table and you just beat me at darts or something.
I may be able to beat you at darts, but you'll probably clobber me in snooker
Just listened to that One Bad Mom podcast interview and I’m even MORE excited to start reading your book—probably during my Christmas vacation. ❤️
…air biscuits…😂
As if "farts" wasn't already funny-- just try googling "funny words for farts" when you need a good laugh!
I don't know how GIFs have become a hallmark amongst *ahem* old people, but I adore it
Can't wait to stress...party with you!
Ain't no party like a stress party!
Did you know it's impossible to do kegels and read this at the same time? Thanks a lot, Shelly!
OH! I probably have an email cure for people who can't do kegals and read at the same time! hahahhahhahha!
Oh, I can read...but I can't roll on the floor laughing! And I've no doubt you have that email!
I do. And I just got one sharing tips to "tighten my turkey neck!" So timely with the holiday and all!
This was fucking hilarious
You never know where you'll find inspiration!
😂 I’m shook your inbox doesn’t contain anything about bigger boners and longer erections. That all I seem to find in mine. Also pumped for your festive party! Working on a piece about my holiday anxiety right now. Can’t wait to have a breakdown
you will find warm comforting arms (and possibly bigger boners?) to fall into a deep anxiety spiral in! you will definitely be in good company! and your essay is so well timed!