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Beth Lisogorsky's avatar

For the title alone and amen to this sentiment. I’ve been told I’m “real” - why can’t I be fake???

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Leslie Senevey's avatar

We could definitely hang. But you didn't write the category I'd fit in. I'm the Been There Done That Mom. My kids are grown and flown, so I can be the one you turn to to make you feel better about your momming fuck ups, because I've probably already done the same thing on steroids, lived to tell about it, and have a couple of kids who are baby-adulting and doing pretty freaking awesome to show for it.

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Shelly Mazzanoble's avatar

Ohhhh every mom needs a MILF like you!

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Henny Hiemenz's avatar

Another example of how the females of our species contain multitudes while us males lag so far behind. I think there is probably only like three types of DILFs. And two of them suck.

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Shelly Mazzanoble's avatar

Ha ha ha! I am well versed in MILFs but know nothing about DILFs. Please tell me more!

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Henny Hiemenz's avatar

Whipped DILF. Abusive DILF. Normal DILF. And us normies are the outliers I’m thinking.

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Lisa Hides's avatar

If you’re looking for another Just About Had it Mom, I’m your gal.

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Shelly Mazzanoble's avatar

Always!!!

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Lisa Hides's avatar

👯‍♀️

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Rick McClelland's avatar

This list is helpful for me to identify what I should be looking for while dating. I think maybe the Concierge or Social Moms may be good categories. Definitely want to avoid the Comments on Everything and Litigious moms….

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Shelly Mazzanoble's avatar

I never realized how much crossover these two worlds have! I’m glad this can give you an advantage in the dating world!

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Rick McClelland's avatar

Gonna start quizzing each girl about what kinda mom she'd be

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Shelly Mazzanoble's avatar

Ask her what would be on her backpack.

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Dr. Cynthia Hawver's avatar

Ummm do you think we were burnouts??? lol! For the record I believe I am a combo of Up For Anything, Just About Had It, and No Judgement mom..yet I have no mom friends! And I need to make them in middle school..what's a mom to do??!🤣🤣

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Shelly Mazzanoble's avatar

We definitely dabbled in burnout!

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Alexis Davis's avatar

Which MILF am I?!?! Going to be thinking about it all day. I hope I’m the unicorn 🦄 but I see a little of me in almost all of them. Thanks for the lolzzzz

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Shelly Mazzanoble's avatar

It’s true moms dip in and out of categories depending on their environment. We’re adaptable like that.

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Chris Stanton's avatar

Poor Calloweigh and Emileighhh. The odds are so stacked against them. Hilarious as always! Hope you're enjoying your vacation!

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BayPoodle's avatar

Is three days a long time to go without showering?? Asking for a MILF….

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Ofifoto's avatar

You've reached the Concierge Mum Hotline. For school newsletter information, press 1, for changes to sports training times, press 2, for canteen duty roster, press 3, for this week's cafe location for post-assembly coffee, press 4. For all other enquires, and to speak to Concierge Mum in person, please hold.

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