We could definitely hang. But you didn't write the category I'd fit in. I'm the Been There Done That Mom. My kids are grown and flown, so I can be the one you turn to to make you feel better about your momming fuck ups, because I've probably already done the same thing on steroids, lived to tell about it, and have a couple of kids who are baby-adulting and doing pretty freaking awesome to show for it.
Another example of how the females of our species contain multitudes while us males lag so far behind. I think there is probably only like three types of DILFs. And two of them suck.
This list is helpful for me to identify what I should be looking for while dating. I think maybe the Concierge or Social Moms may be good categories. Definitely want to avoid the Comments on Everything and Litigious moms….
Ummm do you think we were burnouts??? lol! For the record I believe I am a combo of Up For Anything, Just About Had It, and No Judgement mom..yet I have no mom friends! And I need to make them in middle school..what's a mom to do??!🤣🤣
Which MILF am I?!?! Going to be thinking about it all day. I hope I’m the unicorn 🦄 but I see a little of me in almost all of them. Thanks for the lolzzzz
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For the title alone and amen to this sentiment. I’ve been told I’m “real” - why can’t I be fake???
We could definitely hang. But you didn't write the category I'd fit in. I'm the Been There Done That Mom. My kids are grown and flown, so I can be the one you turn to to make you feel better about your momming fuck ups, because I've probably already done the same thing on steroids, lived to tell about it, and have a couple of kids who are baby-adulting and doing pretty freaking awesome to show for it.
Ohhhh every mom needs a MILF like you!
Another example of how the females of our species contain multitudes while us males lag so far behind. I think there is probably only like three types of DILFs. And two of them suck.
Ha ha ha! I am well versed in MILFs but know nothing about DILFs. Please tell me more!
Whipped DILF. Abusive DILF. Normal DILF. And us normies are the outliers I’m thinking.
If you’re looking for another Just About Had it Mom, I’m your gal.
Always!!!
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This list is helpful for me to identify what I should be looking for while dating. I think maybe the Concierge or Social Moms may be good categories. Definitely want to avoid the Comments on Everything and Litigious moms….
I never realized how much crossover these two worlds have! I’m glad this can give you an advantage in the dating world!
Gonna start quizzing each girl about what kinda mom she'd be
Ask her what would be on her backpack.
Ummm do you think we were burnouts??? lol! For the record I believe I am a combo of Up For Anything, Just About Had It, and No Judgement mom..yet I have no mom friends! And I need to make them in middle school..what's a mom to do??!🤣🤣
We definitely dabbled in burnout!
Which MILF am I?!?! Going to be thinking about it all day. I hope I’m the unicorn 🦄 but I see a little of me in almost all of them. Thanks for the lolzzzz
It’s true moms dip in and out of categories depending on their environment. We’re adaptable like that.
Poor Calloweigh and Emileighhh. The odds are so stacked against them. Hilarious as always! Hope you're enjoying your vacation!
Is three days a long time to go without showering?? Asking for a MILF….
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