Spinoff idea: Manny O’Pause, the scurvy-afflicted intestinal leprechaun, needs his own cartoon series. Also, I hate to say this, but I’m kind of looking forward to the day when “It’s freezing in here” transforms into “It’s so hot in here.” It’ll make coexisting a lot easier. I can agree to all the other conditions for that alone.
Could YOU write the Manny O'Pause spin-off??? He's like "how did I get here, in this middle-aged lady's intestines??? I must have taken a very wrong turn when looking for that pot 'o lemons! Whatever will I do? ANYONE HAVE A LEMON????" It would be fun to get Manny's insider (get it???) perspective on what's going with middle-aged ladies.
Appreciate you agreeing to the Protect a Middle-Aged Lady terms. The world is a safer, happier place because of that.
I’d be honored to take a crack at scripting Manny’s adventures. I already figured out how he got into the gastrointestinal tract. There was a mixup when he applied for the GI bill. (How do I do it?1?) I’m workshopping this as a potential catchphrase: “Top o’ the colon to ya! Have ya seen me lemons about?” It’s not quite there yet but I like the direction it’s heading. Will report back once I finish the pilot.
That's why I love my yoga pants and I carry deodorant with me at all times
The ultimate middle-age lady survival kit!
We could make a fortune! It needs to be pattened
Spinoff idea: Manny O’Pause, the scurvy-afflicted intestinal leprechaun, needs his own cartoon series. Also, I hate to say this, but I’m kind of looking forward to the day when “It’s freezing in here” transforms into “It’s so hot in here.” It’ll make coexisting a lot easier. I can agree to all the other conditions for that alone.
Could YOU write the Manny O'Pause spin-off??? He's like "how did I get here, in this middle-aged lady's intestines??? I must have taken a very wrong turn when looking for that pot 'o lemons! Whatever will I do? ANYONE HAVE A LEMON????" It would be fun to get Manny's insider (get it???) perspective on what's going with middle-aged ladies.
Appreciate you agreeing to the Protect a Middle-Aged Lady terms. The world is a safer, happier place because of that.
I’d be honored to take a crack at scripting Manny’s adventures. I already figured out how he got into the gastrointestinal tract. There was a mixup when he applied for the GI bill. (How do I do it?1?) I’m workshopping this as a potential catchphrase: “Top o’ the colon to ya! Have ya seen me lemons about?” It’s not quite there yet but I like the direction it’s heading. Will report back once I finish the pilot.
I feel so seen!! 😂😜⭐️✨🙌
You are a national treasure!!!
Right back at ya!! XO
“Nothing but rind up in here!” 😂
omg I was laughing through the whole thing. The smell was coming from inside the house! 😂😭
Thank you for reading, Jen! There is also why it was so funny when that dude told me to stop projecting love on my dog and go make a human baby!
Amen, sis! The hair growth in odd places is disturbing.
It’s like whack a mole with tweezers!
But satisfying when it plucks with ease.
I’m married to a middle aged lady.
My lips are sealed.
You're doing the lord's work, Kert! THANK YOU!!!
Please pray for me! 😝
I do! Several times a day!
No joke, I've started using men's deodorant - it's not enough. :)
I layer them. Mens's, women's, non gender, dog, whatever it takes!