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How the hell did I not know about Polly back then? I would have hidden it somewhere in my parents' house to drive them insane. Who's a fucker? Me. I'm a fucker.

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I mean, is it too late???? I’m sure you could find a Polly (check eBay) and hide it in SOMEONE’S house! Or place of business? Or car??? The dickhead alerts are endless!

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You just gave me SUCH a good idea, which I won't say here for plausible deniability's sake. Heh heh heh...

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I truly hope Temu sells this bird. I want one! 🤣 Also - it’s too soon for me to talk about fireball 🥵 🤮 and HNY to you too, dickhead! 😘

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Oh Sara, this entire comment just shows why you are my people. If Temu made this bird it would probably poop all over your house while calling you an ugly dickhead. I saw them on eBay but they were already claimed! Boo!

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🤣🤣 I guess Polly has just been replaced by the comments section on social media

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DICKHEAD ALERT!

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I did not know I needed a Polly the Parrot, but obviously I do.

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I mean, there's a bit of Polly in all of us. But more socially acceptable when you can blame it on your toy parrot.

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Omg that's hilarious! 🤣I would have a hard time not laughing if I was there

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Oh I am still laughing! Decades later!

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Amazing 🤣

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I want one of these now but apparently they are “unavailable”. What a lovely family bonding experience!

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Can I just say that I love that you actually went looking for one??? Yes definitely the ultimate in family bonding! My brother was mortified that I wrote about this but then we ended up laughing so hard again reminiscing about it. Polly is the gift that keeps on giving!

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You're just lucky Polly had an off-switch! 🤣

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Thanks for the laughs. 😂😂

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