How the hell did I not know about Polly back then? I would have hidden it somewhere in my parents' house to drive them insane. Who's a fucker? Me. I'm a fucker.
I mean, is it too late???? I’m sure you could find a Polly (check eBay) and hide it in SOMEONE’S house! Or place of business? Or car??? The dickhead alerts are endless!
Oh Sara, this entire comment just shows why you are my people. If Temu made this bird it would probably poop all over your house while calling you an ugly dickhead. I saw them on eBay but they were already claimed! Boo!
Can I just say that I love that you actually went looking for one??? Yes definitely the ultimate in family bonding! My brother was mortified that I wrote about this but then we ended up laughing so hard again reminiscing about it. Polly is the gift that keeps on giving!
How the hell did I not know about Polly back then? I would have hidden it somewhere in my parents' house to drive them insane. Who's a fucker? Me. I'm a fucker.
I mean, is it too late???? I’m sure you could find a Polly (check eBay) and hide it in SOMEONE’S house! Or place of business? Or car??? The dickhead alerts are endless!
You just gave me SUCH a good idea, which I won't say here for plausible deniability's sake. Heh heh heh...
I truly hope Temu sells this bird. I want one! 🤣 Also - it’s too soon for me to talk about fireball 🥵 🤮 and HNY to you too, dickhead! 😘
Oh Sara, this entire comment just shows why you are my people. If Temu made this bird it would probably poop all over your house while calling you an ugly dickhead. I saw them on eBay but they were already claimed! Boo!
🤣🤣 I guess Polly has just been replaced by the comments section on social media
DICKHEAD ALERT!
I did not know I needed a Polly the Parrot, but obviously I do.
I mean, there's a bit of Polly in all of us. But more socially acceptable when you can blame it on your toy parrot.
Omg that's hilarious! 🤣I would have a hard time not laughing if I was there
Oh I am still laughing! Decades later!
Amazing 🤣
I want one of these now but apparently they are “unavailable”. What a lovely family bonding experience!
Can I just say that I love that you actually went looking for one??? Yes definitely the ultimate in family bonding! My brother was mortified that I wrote about this but then we ended up laughing so hard again reminiscing about it. Polly is the gift that keeps on giving!
You're just lucky Polly had an off-switch! 🤣
Thanks for the laughs. 😂😂