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Lee Bacon's avatar

“Sleep when the baby sleeps.” 🤦‍♂️

I remember before our first kid was born, people kept telling us to “get your sleep now.” As if that’s helpful. As if sleep is an account balance with deposits you make regularly so you can draw on them during lean times. The night the kid is born—boom! All that stored-up sleep is wiped out.

Also: can I hire you to be our party planner? You seem to have a gift!

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Sara's avatar

Absolute GOLD. Also, terrifying. My eldest just turned 10 and his friends have started riding to each other’s houses. The amount of food they eat when they come here is sending me bankrupt. Yesterday I realised I’d reached middle age when I yelled at them - “Go to someone else’s house and eat all their food!!” I see this will only get worse (and more wasteful)

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