Okay this is a masterpiece. Plus, I’m going to read it again later, on my own, on a Much Bigger Screen. Thanks for the dick pics…. Is something I have never said before.
"If you’re an OLYMPIC athlete and winning in your sport comes down to a matter of millimeters and making sure no part of your body touches a bar, wouldn’t you strap down any part of your body that has the potential to succumb to gravitational forces..." Friends and I just said this yesterday!! Another great post, Shelly!!
I left that message before I hit the subscribe button. Then I got your welcome email saying we're besties now. I looked around suspiciously wondering if the computer was reading my thoughts. Clearly we're on the same wavelength.
I did think this article was going to focus just as much on the behaviour of people (being dicks), but this brought on a few giggles. By the way, ever seen a rower in a zootie? Those things leave nothing to the imagination.
Hahaha! You will have a new appreciate for this "split jump" moves and will have an uncontrollable urge to kick your leg over your head every time you hear the song Thunderdome!
Yessssssss! #LITDOMK! I do have to wonder what time you get up that your kitchen is always dark. Or is it late at night? For some reason I picture you laughing in the dark while also drinking coffee. :)
I am up at 5ish--and I want to clarify that this isn't when I naturally wake up, it's an unfortunate consequence of early riser children and my husband needing to be at work early. And yes, there is absolutely coffee.
You were totally firing on all pistons when you wrote this, Shelly. And yes, piston may be the only innuendo you missed. This is brilliant!
That is exactly why I rely on the kindness of this community! 😂😂😂 Thank you, Amanda!
Okay this is a masterpiece. Plus, I’m going to read it again later, on my own, on a Much Bigger Screen. Thanks for the dick pics…. Is something I have never said before.
Ha ha ha! I’ve never said it or provided them. New territory for all of us!
Haha
I took my teen son to Dick’s Sporting Goods today and saying the first word never got old
Ha ha ha, we drive by the Dicks flagship store today and my son yelled, “Look at that big old dicks!” Still laughing…
Teen son?
Tween. Just turned 11.
Perfect. I always say I’m 12 about these things.
You are more mature than I am! I’m about 9. 😂
"If you’re an OLYMPIC athlete and winning in your sport comes down to a matter of millimeters and making sure no part of your body touches a bar, wouldn’t you strap down any part of your body that has the potential to succumb to gravitational forces..." Friends and I just said this yesterday!! Another great post, Shelly!!
Hahaha-- great minds! Yes,it's been plaguing me since it happened. Whyyyyyyy??? Thank you for reading, Liz!
Me and all the queers in here wondering why these guys don't try a little tuck. https://www.robynwithawhy.com/index.php/2021/03/04/how-to-tuck-a-no-nonsense-guide-from-a-drag-queen/
YES! I wondered the same thing!!!
Chortling! I’d have paid more attention if they’d rebranded to OlympDicks. 😂
I mean, this could absolutely be an unofficial spin-off event. Let me know if you want a seat on the official committee!
HARD YES. (See what I did there? Do I qualify?)
OMG you're chairwoman of the board!!! hahahhahhaha!
*BOWS DOWN*
This was hilarious!!!!! 😂😂😂😂
Thank you! I appreciate you reading!
😂 😂 This is incredible. You're too hilarious and I want you to be my new best friend.
WE ARE BEST FRIENDS! You meet all the criteria!
I left that message before I hit the subscribe button. Then I got your welcome email saying we're besties now. I looked around suspiciously wondering if the computer was reading my thoughts. Clearly we're on the same wavelength.
Ha ha, I actually thought of that! It was meant to be!
Hilarious! Thank you for making me laugh.
You never have to thank me for that! Thank YOU for reading!
But, why???
I still don't know!
It's all good. I love to laugh, and you've got my attention. Wonderful!
I did think this article was going to focus just as much on the behaviour of people (being dicks), but this brought on a few giggles. By the way, ever seen a rower in a zootie? Those things leave nothing to the imagination.
You know, it was going to but I was leaving for vacation and ran out of time! Thanks for reading!
Having seen more than my share of Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader episodes during my marriage, I am a well informed reader who is Here For It.
Hahaha! You will have a new appreciate for this "split jump" moves and will have an uncontrollable urge to kick your leg over your head every time you hear the song Thunderdome!
Laughing in the darkness of my kitchen again...should I abbreviate it from now on? LITDOMK?
Yessssssss! #LITDOMK! I do have to wonder what time you get up that your kitchen is always dark. Or is it late at night? For some reason I picture you laughing in the dark while also drinking coffee. :)
I am up at 5ish--and I want to clarify that this isn't when I naturally wake up, it's an unfortunate consequence of early riser children and my husband needing to be at work early. And yes, there is absolutely coffee.
I'm dying here and so embarrassed🫣 at how funny this post is and how much I enjoyed it. Please don't tell my husband! 🤣🤣🤣
Deal as long as you don’t tell MY husband whom I watched all these events right next to! 😂 Thank you for working through your embarrassment!
Hehe, deal. My husband kept commenting on how I didn't watch until the news about the pole jump guy. 🤣🤣 Maybe...
Isn’t that Cameo, the song is “Word Up?”
Yes, Joe!!!!
Thank god it wasn’t just me! 😂
Thank god it wasn’t just me either! 😂
Word up!
YES, CHRISTOPHER!!! I wish I had a prize for you!
Half the competitors are men.